Nebraska Marble it ain't!

Oh no!  It appears that green lawns don't grow on their own in the LOE!  A yard full of goatheads?  Not on my beautiful momma's watch!  Roto-tilling and then manuring and then rototilling and then peat mossing and then tamping leads to ....

It is a flat, stinky, dirty, well-fertilized patch of dirt.  So then lay the sod...

Water profusely and wa-lah!

You can't do this on goatheads!

My parents felt so confident now with sod that they plan on building us a sod-home instead of a tree-house!